Kirby

"Poyo!"

- Kirby

Kirby was a contestant on the show Video Game All-Stars. He was one of the Season 2 newcomers. He brings excitement and passion to the game, and quirky abilities that he gets to exhibit often. He is currently competing in Season 3.

He made his first appearance in Rainbow Road Rage, complaining about his seatbelt being too tight, but he eventually seeped out of his seat in an effort to ride his comically large vehicle. He scooped up a rainbow star and ate it. Once the effect wore out, he swallowed Falco, and both fell off, eliminating them from the race. He was chosen by Superman as the first pick. Kirby then, chose Captain Falcon due to knowing him the most from many fun brawls.

In A T-Serious Problem, when Mario suggested splitting up, he boldly chose not, citing it as an archetypical and predictable choice. He saw the first token, and considered inhaling it, but he could not because he did not have his powers and did not get the token. He sidestepped the snake and grabbed the second token just as he was decaying from the virus, granting him free time. His token wore off and he got bitten by Falco and Superman, making him a zombo. While on his hoverboard, he jumped off and gave Ryu Hayabusa a powerful kick off his hoverboard. He died due to tripping over a health kit. His team won and he was safe for this episode.

In Bearing the Sharp Turns, he partook in the sled race, shifting himself multiple times to gain speed and deflecting the evil snowman’s attempts at battering him. He also put on ten eyepatches and swallowed too many snowballs, causing him to vomit just as he reached the finish line. He placed 3rd out of 5th.

In Red Dead Debtors, he gained an interest in horseback riding and doing a dance similar to a tumbleweed. He inhaled a fair few coins while riding on his stallion, and found himself being targeted by Ryu Hayabusa, whose attempts at killing him all failed hilariously. He rode into the sunset and got burnt to a crisp, but he regenerated and sold his saddle to help put his team ahead. He then learned, that selling his saddle was a bad idea, as he struggled to hold on to his stallion, and he inexplicably donned a cowboy hat. He found a Yukonion gold bar, and traded it in for loonies, giving him 160,000 in loonies and putting his team into the lead. He put half in his mouth and half in his stallion’s mouth, the horse swallowed the loonies. He brought Banjo his loonies, and quoted Thanos upon seeing the inital results. His team was safe due to a secret slip that contained a tax impacting Team Delta, making them lose by 0.01 cent.

In A Crock and an Ice Place, He found a statue, but he did not bring it to Banjo because the latter was too busy inspecting other statues, making him lose the first part of the challenge alongside Ryu and Superman. His team went to elimination this time.

In 4 Idiots and a Horse, He was given popcorn and a drink in anticipation of the challenge and the merge, He did the practice shouts with much more passion than the others. During the first part of Round 1, he was eliminated in his anvil form due to King K. Rool using the Unrelenting Force shout on him, moving him an inch off the mountain. He rooted for Mario to win while he drank and ate his popcorn. In Round 2, he was more than excited to ride a horse again, delivering a corny one liner and inhaling it upon sight to get a horse before everyone else. He spat the horse out, got on his horse and it took him to Tulip and Firth Street, where Daniel Gutter’s new pizzeria, Circles + Squares was opening. Daniel petted his horse with his permission. Kirby, upon realizing his horse was in the wrong location, awkwardly rode away as his horse charged at full speed to the secret location, knocking the host over. He did not win despite the speed boost. In Round 3, he donned a cowboy hat and charged his horse full speed to Mako, knocking Banjo over again. He won round 3, gaining immunity, due to reaching Mako the quickest while on his horse. He shared common ground with Mario on Captain Falcon being cool during the ceremony, upon hearing irrational hate comments made towards Falcon by Superman.

In See Sectoring Plants, he was put on a team with Captain Falcon, which overjoyed the both of them. They tied with Mario and Falco in 1st place for blowing up the most power plants, though Kirby was confused as to why Falcon did not punch the sectors to blow them up, which Falcon, then brought up as a creative solution he did not think about when mentioned to him. They got immunity badges for getting first place.

After the events of that episode, Captain Falcon had a dream that Kirby was involved in. It started with Superman putting knives under Spyro and Falcon's beds, and Kirby removing the knives and swallowing them so Falcon and Spyro couldn't be stabbed, and bleeding from the gums, which Superman pointed out to him once Kirby made a comment on his mouth, this caused Kirby to remove the knvies from his mouth and walk away, unbeknownst to him, Superman put more knives under their beds. Captain Falcon woke up with a knife in his back. Falco pointed out the knife leading Falcon to get upset. Kirby came back, and was surprised that there were more knives, Superman and Falcon argued, and Falcon requested for the knife to be removed, Kirby tried removing it, causing more blood to gush while Superman shoved it up his back. Kirby removed the knife, Falco made a remark about this matter, and the lights flickering distracted Kirby. While he was briefly distracted, Superman shoved more knives down Falcon's back, while Kirby tried removing them to no avail. Mario woke up and could not believe what he saw, and suspected it was Superman who shoved the knives. Captain Falcon pushed the two off him and took the knives off himself. After that, the event was revealed to be in The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling.

in F-ZERO Skill, All Luck, he drove so fast, that his skin peeled off, revealing him to be a vacUum cleaner. He almost placed 1st, however, he stopped to avoid Captain Falcon's speed boost, moving him down to an average placement. With Spyro winning the race, he was given the choice to select any competitor of his choice for something secret, he selected Kirby. The secret was that he was given a major role in the next episode, which was him partaking in a challenge that took place in Dream Land, which Kirby hoped to go to in Red Dead Debtors after the ceremony.

In Kirby's Death Land, it was revealed that the challenge was Kirby vs everyone else for immunity, and he had to swallow all the remaining contestants in 15 minutes for immunity, or those who is left win. Kirby ran into King K. Rool's hiding spot, used the Fus Roh Dah spell on him, knocking him on his butt, and made him fly out of his hiding zone by swallowing him. He then, swallowed Falco who was perched on a tree, taking the tree with him, but Banjo did not count it. In an attempt to fool Kirby, Captain Falcon utilized decoys, but Kirby was too smart and swallowed him and the decoys. Kirby looked around C Street and Cambria Street, and swallowed a swimming pool out in a yard. He spat out the water and flooded the houses, in which Spyro was in one of them. Kirby went underwater, and grabbed Spyro, floating him to the ground. He swallowed him afterwards. Kirby went to a flea market and brought a Band of Horses album afterwards, taking a small break from the challenge. Mario found him, and used the power of Uno, God, and anime. Kirby countered it with a draw four card, which Mario countered back with a reversal card. Kirby used the freezing spell from Skyrim to freeze him, making him the penultimate one to be swallowed, leaving Falco. Kirby went to Washington Square West, and found what he thought was Falco running on the 200 block of South Camac Street, but it was revealed to be Falcon's Dad by Banjo. Kirby still swallowed him. Falco won the challenge, Kirby spat everyone out and apologized for having to do this, leading to a snide comment from Superman, who wasn't present for the challenge until near the end. After a moment of hesitation, Falco took Kirby's immunity badge away, leading to Kirby to ask Mario for his badge, who said no. Now Falco had too many, so he was forced to give one to somebody by Banjo. He gave it to Captain Falcon, having took pity on him after King K. Rool took away Captain Falcon's badge a few episodes before. Kirby was turned to dust at the ceremony, after expressing his feelings on the ceremony beforehand, only taking on his regular form when it was announced he was safe. While all this went on, Kirby listened to Beat Happening just because.

Kirby could not do the challenge at Gobi's Valley in Cardiac Failure & Carpets as his user was at a basketball tournament. Kirby did pop up to say hi towards the end, and got scared when Banjo announced there was an elimination.

In Acidic Anklebreaking Antics, Kirby said he expected the maze to be easy, citing how he has been through many mazes before. Kirby swiftly went through the maze, having swam and ran through it, eventually running into a painted decoy exit, similar to something Roadrunner would draw. Banjo revealed it was the real exit, then it disappeared. Kirby then, ran into what he thought was the real exit, but he hit a wall, which was revealed to be the side of Torres Grocery on Berks and Ringgold Street. Despite his user's WiFi going out, Kirby found the real exit, being the third to last one to escape.

In Shin-Raking in the Moola!. Kirby got nervous, yet brave, upon Banjo announcing the challenge was stealth. Upon hearing how to complete the first part of the challenge, Kirby made an offhand remark inspired by Captain Falcon's comment. Once the challenge started, he transformed into an anvil, got picked up by longshoresmen, put on a boat, which drove to the Port of Philadelphia, and was picked up by a magnet from a helicopter with a Banjo symbol on it, giving him the last immunity badge for being the first one to get to a helicopter. He is helped out by Falco, who shoots at the wire hanging the magnet, snapping it and dropping Kirby onto a pile of fake Bryce Harper jerseys. He found himself being in the whitest part of the city, and desperate to escape, he looked for a warp star, and saw one on top of Comcast Tower. He scaled the walls and ran up them, hoping no one would notice him. He got on the warp star, and went to Banjo's cell. He wondered why there was no cell key, and swallowed a sleeping warden who looked like Ricardo Milos, giving him a newfound muscular ability. He stood by the cell and waited for the other contestants to get to the cell. When Captain Falcon prompted ripping the door open, Kirby said not everyone was at the cell. He helped out and bent the cell bars slightly by grabbing them. Kirby noticed that Eduardo Garcia was missing upon smelling something being boiled, but chose to stay by Banjo so he wasn't lonely. Once everyone met at the cell, Kirby prompted everyone to rip the cell apart on the count of 3. Everyone broke the door and got to the chopper. Kirby complimented Eduardo upon him winning immunity. Kirby went to the elimination ceremony, and bursted into sudden dance by control of his copy, leading him to remove his copy. He apologized for his vote of King K. Rool when Banjo announced he voted for K.Rool, soon, Kirby regretted it when the now-eliminated K.Rool told the remaining contestants it was his birthday, and said he wouldn't had voted for him if he had not known.

In Surgically Sucking Lives Out of Suckers, upon realizing where he was, Kirby lamented his lack of arms. Kirby gained sudden motivation to win when Banjo announced what last place would get, wondering how Banjo would do surgery on him, a vacuum cleaner. Kirby did the heart transfer with skillful precision, and care for his patient. Upon finishing the heart transfer, Kirby promised to take care of his patient, even outside of the challenge. He won immunity and an extra vote for doing the best in the challenge. Kirby did not want to use his extra vote, but Banjo threatened him to, he asked Captain Falcon if he could use his extra vote on him, suspecting that no one would vote for him, and feeling like any of the remaining contestants would have been upset if he put an extra vote on them. Falcon said he did not mind it being used on him. Coming into the ceremony, he said he did not want to vote, but had to, which was met with agreement from Mario. When Banjo announced that Mario was out, Kirby sobbed silently to himself and realized the toll this game has took on him upon many others.

In 3 Trials, 3 Lives, 3 Deaths, Kirby was paired up with a Superman imposter for the first trail to go to Snowhaead Temple and defeat Goht. Kirby told Superman to melt Goht with his laser vision, and he did, defeating the boss. They were headed to Banjo, but both forgot they had to get a rupee. Kirby hurriedly rushed and got one to give to Banjo, but it was too late, as he, Falco, Superman, and Ryu Hayabusa lost the first trial. it took him a few tries to get to the exit in the 2nd trial, falling behind the rest but did so anyways. In the 3rd trial, he struggled with finding an ankh and placed 2nd to last in the challenge. During the ceremony, Kirby admitted to feeling bad for who he voted for.

In Hail to the Kirby, Kirby found himself doing nothing due to his inability to do the challenge, because his user was at another basketball tournament and his brother could not RP Kirby as he was busy. He was eliminated in a unanimous vote, including himself and his fellow newbie friend who he least expected to vote for him, Captain Falcon. He left with his grace and dignity intact, albeit totally confused, and locked himself in the confessional vent with the Superman imposter, where they spectated the rest of the season from here on out, where it was located in Inkopolis, Midgar, and finally, space, where both heard the news of Falco winning from Banjo announcing it, and he congratulated him for winning.

The confessional broke apart in space, freeing Kirby and letting him come down to earth, where he found himself on North 3rd Street and Indiana Avenue. He made small talk with a produce vendor, who said he was his favorite character on the show, and that Cortana told him about Season 3, and he would want to see Kirby compete in that season. Upon hearing that latter comment, Kirby said he was going to compete in Season 3, and both bid their farewells. He went to Dream Land, and was picked up by the Banjo bus, heading towards the Banjo Space Station for the first episode, Mercury Madness.

While on the bus, he got along well with the new and old contestants excluding Meta Knight and King Dedede. He got along with Cortana in particular, and was excited about the destinations the bus was passing through. When Kirby thought the bus was approaching the border between the United States and Mexico, he had to tell everyone to duck for their safety so the Border Patrol does not notice them. They passed through the border with no issues. Hours later, after a bizzare sequence involving a shotgun and the bus breaking in half, everyone landed in the Arctic Ocean, where a cruise ship approached them, Kirby got on the ship, and put Zubaz pants on Cortana for a surprise to help them win future challenges, much to Falco's confusion. He brought out a spare pair of the same pants, which Lucina wore and Spyro took an intense disliking to. This lead to Mario calling an insane asylum to deliver Kirby because of his Zubaz fascination. The deliveryman was distracted by the stripes on the pants and forgot. Lucina was then forced to change out of her pants by Spyro. He jumped off the boat and went to his team's cabin. where he brought out another spare pair and a boombox out of his bag. When it came time to get on the rocket to Mercury, he made sure to get on with his boombox. When the first part of the challenge was announced, Kirby was scared of the possibility of shooting someone, suggesting for Joker and Falco to go due to having experience with guns. He rooted for his teammates, and went in when it was tied, where he engaged in an intense battle with Mario, where both missed their shots, until Mario finally shot him by 0.01 seconds. He brought out the Zubaz pants when he felt desperate, hoping someone would wear them, and suggested for Cortana to go up due to her pants, not knowing she was eliminated. He rooted for his teammates and gave them advice. He got infuriated with what he thought was Gundham Tanaka putting on an act for the contestants, shouting at Gundham to use his gun when he punched Mario for accidentally shooting at his hamsters. He and Hiro Akiba tended to Gundham's hamsters soon after the fight. He gave Spyro advice when it was just him and Sonic who was in the challenge, Spyro took his advice and played physically, leading him to win for his team. Banjo announced the 2nd part of the challenge, leading Kirby to utilize the strategy he thought of prior. When they were close to losing the challenge, despite his team's best efforts, Kirby told Cortana to do seductive poses near the other team, giving his team a chance to capitalize and win the challenge while the others were distracted, which they did win, leading Kirby to feel a sense of pride for his strategy working. At the ceremony for the Team Star Strikers, Kirby cried when Meta Knight was revealed to be safe, and bid King K. Rool a sad farewell.

Before the events of Joker and the 300 Spooky Monsters, Kirby looked longingly at a pair of spare Zubaz pants while listening to Happy Hardcore. Once Cortana left to pursue a future in the adult film industry, she made sure to give Kirby the Zubaz pants she wore. Kirby questioned who will wear that pair and asked his team if they wanted to wear that pair. No one else offered to wear it, so Kirby wore them himself despite the pants being too big for him, which he learned when he kept tripping over them on his way to the rocket. When he touched down on Venus with his team, he was concerned about Banjo possibly rigging it so they lose, but soon alleviated himself and quoted Kanye West after Banjo explained the challenge further with a map. Kirby thought about getting water through the means of asking Captain Falcon if he can swallow him to gain his speed, Falcon impolitely declined, and he decided to stay by his tent, where he spectated a fight between Joker and 300 monsters. When Lucina brought the cave plant for sustence, Kirby groped a piece of the plant and spread his emergency canned cheese on it. He licked the cheese spread off the plant and looked at the plant quizzically. Kirby realized he forgot his Polaroid when he saw a small light over Venus, and prepared himself for the sandstorm by putting on Sandstorm by Darude on his boombox and getting into the tent, when the sandstorm moved his team's tent to Point Watermelon, Kirby and Joker frantically ran, tripping over his Zubaz pants like always, to retrieve the tent, where they carried it and ran back to their team's zone. Kirby pitched the tent for his team. Joker complimented him in a manner that resembled a homosexual innuendo, which Kirby blushed and said he was straight in response. After it was time for each team to get the point where Banjo appeared, Captain Falcon realized that the team forgot Hiro Akiba and Kirby calmed him down. Kirby ran to Point A, Point B, and Point D, where Lucina and Banjo was at, and soon, the whole Cosmic Commanders team, winning the challenge much to Kirby's surprise. He finally took off his ill-fitting pants and got back to earth. Coming back to his team's cabin, Kirby folded the pants, put a post-it note proclaiming that anyone can wear them, and celebrated with his team, though the celebration dissipated when Kirby asked Falcon for a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA.

In Mario's Big Bomb Blowout, Kirby got excited when he landed on the moon, and went to Banjo's bomb shop with the rest of the cast. He said he was taught about bombs from Falco, then was told to explain the rules for the challenge by Banjo, which he did. Kirby claimed the bomb and passed it to Luigi, who took too long holding it and blew up. Kirby made a snarky comment regarding him being unable to win by doing nothing. Kirby begged with Gundham Tanaka to give him the bomb, and told Lucina to claim a bomb that would detonate in the hands of his team. Joker claimed it, leading Kirby to get PTSD from the explosion and hoped for him to be ok. Kirby said sorry to Gundham Tanaka upon seeing him face an explosion. Kirby was hit by a bouncing bomb next, but it did not explode, hitting Mario instead. Kirby proclaimed he brought his boombox to play game over music for both teams. When claiming a bomb with half an integer, Kirby awkwardly passed it to Spyro, who had the bomb explode in front of him. It was just him and Lucina against Mario now, as they had to pass a bomb around each other now. While all this happened, Joker played Kahoot music on Kirby's boombox. Kirby was the unfortunate recipient of the exploding bomb, rendering him unable to play game over music, which Lucina did for him. She then, won the challenge for her team, and Kirby commented on how the cutest ones always win, and played game over music for Mario. Kirby was happy when Meta Knight was eliminated. He and Spyro offered to switch teams afterwards after seeing Mario fend for himself. Banjo switched them with Viggo and Sonic.

In Netting In The Win, the cast went to Banjo's photo museum, and swallowed Nick Foles before the challenge was announced, knowing he would grow tall vertically, blocking the other team's view. He would help get the majority of points for his team, and did a dance every time his team got a point, it came to an abrupt end though, as Kazooie destroyed the painting they were looking at, and captured the cast in a net. Kirby questioned how he got captured as he would have been too big for the net, before Kazooie took them to her base on Mars. Kirby got excited upon being on Mars, but immediately became frustrated when Kazooie said both teams would have to vote someone else off and she would vote for both teams. He got to see Sonic get eliminated, and he and Luigi made witty comments on how he wasn't fast enough to survive. When Banjo reasoned with Kazooie for the Team Star Strikers to not get rid of anyone. Kirby complimented Banjo for keeping his team safe. His team was let out once he complained about getting rope burns. After the ceremony, he said he would miss Viggo much to Falco's disagreement, and did not mind his advantage being deleted. To end the episode, Kirby got scared upon hearing the word torture from Kazooie, but his mood became relaxed, once he dwelled upon the word more, Falco figured it was a kinky torture, and Kirby blushed and ran away as Falco knew exactly what he was thinking.

In Kazooie's Torture Chamber, he came late to the mansion due to his user's iPad lagging, but intently heard the challenge instructions and became mortified when zombies were mentioned...Kirby carried Daniel Fortesque in a duffle bag and tried killing Kazooie, got bitten by zombie Joker and asked why Mario would kill some of his own team. Kirby tried getting Luigi to cure him, but he wasn't available to. Kirby got on a hoverboard given to him by Banjo alongside the other zombies. Kirby found Falco and bit him as redemption for Falco biting him in A T-Serious Problem, to which Falco got angry at, assuming Kirby always came after him. Kirby tried getting his teammates to cure him, and told Spyro to open up a window and let out the antidote. He attempted to tell Luigi and Mario to cure him, but was interrupted by Kazooie shooting Luigi, and defended Lucina when he saw Hiro Akiba try to bite her, proclaiming she was already bitten. Kirby became desperate once he realized no one on his team was safe, and told Mario to cure him, despite Mario being a zombie. He asked for the antidote again. When Banjo came back with the cure, he immediately groped it, and encouraged his team to run with him to the finish line as they were cured. Kirby ran to the finish line, still carrying Daniel, and realized he forgot some of his teammates, going back to get them, not knowing that Captain Falcon bit Kazooie and was eating her. Kirby swallowed Kazooie and spat her out into a star, and Lucina lunged at her afterwards, leading her to get to the last hit. When Kirby heard Banjo clap, he wondered what it meant. Kirby became disappointed at seeing that his team lost, saying that he did not technically hit Kazooie. He got a free hoverboard along the rest of the cast afterwards. Kirby asked if his team was going to vote, to which Banjo they had to vote. At the ceremony, Kirby sat angrily, but his mood quickly elated when he received a statue. Kirby asked Luigi why he wants Spyro out, when he said he hoped Spyro was out. Kirby tried calming down his Mario, Spyro, and Luigi, who were arguing with each other, paralleling the situation with the conflict between Superman and Captain Falcon. When it was revealed that Daniel Fortesque got out. He and some of his team said goodbye to him. After the ceremony, things escalated with Hiro Akiba abruptly coming to lament on Spyro almost being out, and Mario reaffirming he and Kirby would not vote for him. Luigi asked if Spyro was targeting him after Hiro told Spyro that he was going to make sure he was safe. Mario asked why Luigi would target Spyro, and Spyro asked him the same question. Kirby saw a fight between Hiro and Luigi and told them to stop fighting. When Hiro Akiba told Kirby that Luigi was being rude, he said he hoped Luigi wasn't rude the next time. When he, Spyro, and Mario discussed the day at the space station, Luigi overheard Spyro imply his name, Spyro asserted himself, and Mario attempted to defuse the situation by agreeing to vote out people who do nothing. Suddenly, Luigi punched Spyro, and they became intent to fight each other, despite Mario telling his brother to stop, which Kirby agreed with, adding the question of Luigi's hatred for Spyro. Hiro came out to see Luigi, and both got into an intense fight. Kirby also made a suggestive comment when he saw Hiro grab Luigi's collar for leverage and tried covering his eyes. After the fight ended, Kirby freed Luigi from being nailed to a lamppost, and said hi to King Dedede nonchalantly. Mario said that his brother was a lunatic, leading Kirby to make further comparison to Superman, much to Luigi's confusion. Afterwards, Superman came to clear things up, and Kirby was surprised to hear what he had to say regarding the fake conflict.

In Twinkies, Twonkies, Twonkos. Before the challenge, Kirby wrote an introspective blog post about his trip around the Passyunk Square area, and walked around, thinking about what happened at Viggo's ceremony, and the various cast comments. He muttered to himself, and said he needed to focus on winning instead of others. Falco heard Kirby speaking to himself, and he ran away to talk to Luigi about what planet they would go to. When Spyro scoffed at Luigi, he reconsidered, and said team dynamic should be strengthened, to which Kirby agreed to. They went on the rocket, with Kirby tripping over his zubaz pants. Kirby got excited when the rocket landed on Jupiter, and asked Mario if he was alright. When the twonkies appeared at his feet, Kirby said they were cute, to which Lucina agreed with, making Kirby blush. He proclaimed he would cuddle with his twonkie and take care of it. After Spyro lost his twonkie, Kirby retrieved it. When Kirby noticed Mario's twonkie having a violent reaction, he wondered what was setting them off, then noticed his was twitching. He attempted to counter them freaking out by playing Merzbow on his boombox, but Banjo turned his music up, and the twonkies became big and evil, to which Kirby said they were becoming gremlins. He turned his boombox off and put in his duffel bag once he grasped the situation. He offered to fight his twonkie, but not before they became Twonkos. He complimented Mario's parenting skills, and said he was disquieting creatures two times the size of him. He ran circles around his twonko and made it fall down. He played Killy on his boombox, cranking it up to 11 and was then, chased by the twonkos, who grew an extra seven 4 feet and gained 4 extra legs, saying his plan did not work. Banjo said to kill the twonkos, and Kirby was in awe at realizing it was the merge, as Banjo said. He swallowed Captain Falcon, and falcon punched his twonko, killing it. He spat him out, got on his twonko, and did a pose on top of it. Kirby asked Banjo if they have to get the most kills. Banjo said yes, leading Kirby to swallow Captain Falcon again. He falcon punched and swung his duffel bag at 2 twonko, killing them.. Kirby hoped he and Falcon would get immunity. Lucina thanked Kirby, leading him to blush again, and wink at her. Kirby said to Falcon it was their time to shine, and got confused when Banjo said Falcon had zero kills. Kirby became nervous when it was up to him and Mario on who would win immunity. Kirby spat Captain Falcon out and congratulated Mario. Mario gave Kirby an immunity, to which he got excited by. Kirby chose King Dedede to be eliminated. Kirby became surprised when Banjo said there was a vote. He and Falcon abstained from voting, as Kirby said he was voting with Falcon, and the latter forgot to vote. Kirby got sad when Banjo said Joker voted Falcon. Kirby reiterated he did not vote for anyone when Banjo said he voted for Captain Falcon, Joker became frustrated with Kirby's rigged vote. Kirby proclaimed his vote was rigged, and said he would put his dark powers to the test, but decided not to do so. Kirby said to Falcon that he must have forgot, and implied he had a lot of whiskey. Banjo said there would be a revote, as it was a 4 way tie, and admitted to misreading Kirby's vote. When Hiro Akiba slapped Luigi. Kirby slapped Captain Falcon, and said he was slapping him for no reason, which Falco became confused by. When Luigi said to others not to vote him, Kirby said he won't vote him, as he and Falcon won't vote by their own choice. He wished Falcon good luck on surviving, and said it would have been hard to decide. Kirby gasped at Mario changing his vote to Falcon. Kirby said he will miss Luigi, and told him not to get upset. Kirby told Luigi to calm down when he demanded a recount. Kirby said, upon hearing Luigi speak Spanish, that he did not know he spoke Spanish. After the ceremony, Kirby peered into the confessional that Luigi was in, and said he must know a lot of languages as he heard him speak Russian and Arabic. Kirby offered to go to the same cabin with Lucina. When he got to the cabin. he put his belongings there. Kirby requested potatoes gratin when Hiro asked what to cook. When Lucina said she was scared, and looked at the contestants for validation on whether they were mad at her, Kirby looked at her with a blush and half-closed eyes, saying he was not mad at her. Kirby snapped out of his spell, and Mario asked what happened. Kirby requested for him to talk about it in private. Kirby complimented Lucina on her desire to win the game. Kirby took a slice of pizza that Hiro made. He listened to the discussion between Hiro and Lucina and looked at them. She then, noticed Kirby staring at her, and asked why. Kirby awkwardly whispered to himself on being noticed. When Lucina urged Kirby more on if he had something to say, Kirby complimented her hair and said it matched her eyes, asking how she got it. Lucina elaborated, and said she noticed Kirby crushing on her. Kirby blushed furiously and thanked Lucina. Lucina said Kirby was one of her best friends. Kirby took to this by proclaiming he will handle his feelings maturely, and acknowledged his lust. Kirby tucked himself in his bed and sobbed silently, ending the episode.

In Saturn Road Rage, Kirby found himself in a uncharacteristic neutral mood, as he went on the rocket to Saturn, merely saying ok when the challenge was announced, and encouraged Falcon and Lucina to stick together with him. During the race, he sped into 1st, being hit by two blue shells, the other one knocked him off the track. Kirby became surprised at Mario eliminating Hiro Akiba.

In 3 Legged Idiot Race, he and Joker bonded over their fondness for a reality show contestant before getting on the rocket to Uranus. He and Joker became eager at the challenge, and Kirby wished Lucina good luck when she had to do her torture. Kirby and Joker watched and spoke among themselves, Kirby tried quieting a talkative Joker, until Captain Falcon told them to be quiet. Kirby complimented Spyro's callback to the maze challenge when his torture was announced. Kirby rooted for Spyro, and said he will survive after Mario said the opposite. When the piranhas attacked Spyro, Joker covered Kirby's eyes alongside his, to which he said no to. Kirby then, complimented Spyro on finding the real key. Kirby said Joker was a lucky guy at Lucina saying good luck to him. When Joker's torture was announced, Kirby sweated and thought about the name. He and Kirby fistbumped when Joker get a point for the torture. KIrby and Joker clapped at Mario getting a point. Kirby chose to spin the spinner for his and Falcon's torture, and was confused at there being rattlesnakes for the mud-wrestling torture, as he never saw any in the mud-wrestling videos he watched. Kirby grabbed onto Captain Falcon to which he merely let him do so, then, throwing him at the snakes, at which he got bitten by. Kirby said he tried winning for Lucina. When Joker told Kirby that he did his best, Kirby said for him to watch now, to which Joker said he wasn't, leading to an awkward sorry. Kirby tried saying who he was going to root for, but stopped as he could not decide. Kirby said he can buy the Anti Acid Cleaner by Billy Mays that Captain Falcon used before the challenge, and covered his eyes after Captain Falcon ripping his shirt off. When Falcon became frustrated at his question, due to it pertaining to an episode he slept through, Kirby complimented his choice to pick Captain Falcon for Team Gamma, saying it was a gamble that paid off greatly. When Joker said for gamers to rise up, after he got a video game related question right, Kirby rose up. Kirby said to Joker to give him immunity, he did. They took too long deciding who to be eliminated, and Mario got to choose instead, taking Joker's immunity.. Kirby told Mario to choose him, he chose Spyro instead. Kirby looked at his friends, Lucina and Falcon when Mario was told to choose one person to eliminate. Kirby said he was fine with Joker getting eliminated. Kirby said for Spyro not to choose him, adding on that he deserved redemption, he chose Lucina. Kirby asked Lucina if he could hug her and burst into tears. She and Kirby hugged, after it was revealed Lucina chose who goes too. Kirby said he hope he wasn't chosen again, and sweated and shivered. Kirby thanked Captain Falcon for volunteering to be eliminated. He sent a farewell to Captain Falcon. In the confessional, Kirby said he will remember the hug forever.

In Uno Winner, Dos Losers, Kirby became surprised at Banjo having a time machine, and wondered what the woods, where the 3 finalists went, were. When Banjo said it was where the spooky monster, Kirby reflected on what the monster could be. Kirby perched himself on an oak tree, and transformed into an anvil. he reverted to himself and floated away, when Mario's flare hit his tree. He went on top of the monster, dropping himself down onto it in anvil form, he reverted and went to the lake, when the woods got filled upside down, Kirby became confused, and when Banjo said the place went through destruction, Kirby said he did not know that. He hoped he got a point for hitting the monster, and said he liked Banjo's new challenge idea at the Neptune. Kirby asked if they were going to race on the Neptunodiles, when the challenge was announced. Kirby was confused by the lack of clear rules, and settled on imitating the others, he tried bucking the neptunodile like it was a horse, but failed. His neptunodile started running, and he told it he has to win this, the neptunodile kicked lobsters towards the other two contestants, and kirby said he wasn't playing dirty. When the waterfall approached, Kirby clutched his neptunodile and flattened himself on it, he flew off of his along with the other two remaining, Kirby grabbed a paintball gun, running around wildly before hitting his head on a tree stump, he ran more and hid behind bushes. Kirby floated up high enough so Mario didn't see him and perched himself on a giant beanstalk. Kirby dodged the 5 paintballs Mario shot in the air, he shot him from the beanstalk, then, floated away from it. He hid behind leaves, and did a 360 no scope at Mario, hitting him. He said it was epic gamer time afterwards, and got an one point advantage for the next challenge from hitting Mario first. The next challenge was trivia, Kirby fell behind in the challenge, but eventually caught up to win the power of choosing someone to take to the finale. He chose Mario as he felt both had similar motives to win. He said he must win this for the his female fans. Banjo said the next challenge was to play Uno on Uno Planet. Kirby got on the rocket to Uno Planet, and set up the Uno game. He leaked all his cards by accident, leading Mario to get an easy win. Kirby said that Mario has enough money to pay for security so Peach isn't kidnapped. He cried silently in the confessional afterwards, on how he disappointed his female fans and came so far. He came out of the confessional, and said he won't play in future seasons, due to the emotional toll it brought upon him, and said only one person had his heart. Mario calmed him down by saying he still got money. Kirby said he will give half of it to Lucina, and the other half to charity, he wished a farewell to Spyro. Kirby went to the cabin to retrieve his belongings, and wished a final farewell to everyone. He took Daniel out of the duffel bag, and he came to life, ending the episode.

During the season, a current Season 4 competitor found herself captivated by the antics of Kirby, along the show in general. Kirby met her by happenstance, and they shared a lot in common. Not soon after, they became a couple, and Kirby taught her various tactics to win S4, alongside Chiaki. While not in S4, he is going to be rooting for her all the way, having put the past behind him. The future is now.