Cortana

Cortana is a contestant on the show Video Game All-Stars.

While on the bus, she and Kirby bonded over Fredrick Nietzsche and sat next to each other. When they got on the boat, Kirby put Zubaz pants on her to aid her in challenges, much to Falco's confusion. This also proved integral for Kirby even before the challenge in Mercury Madness started as the person called to deliver him to an asylum was distracted by the pants she wore. She was eliminated from the first part of the challenge due to being low-profile, which was met with neutral response from her. Once the 2nd part began, Kirby told Cortana to stand next to The Star Strikers and distract them with only her pants. This worked for a short while, until they began to tie. In a last-ditch effort to win, Kirby told Cortana to strike seductive poses around them, which distracted some of them long enough for The Cosmic Commanders to win.

In Joker and the 300 Spooky Monsters, Cortana realized that after the first challenge, her future wasn't in trying to win a million dollars, and settled for a career that thrived off her abilities to attract others. She formally quit the competition, but not before giving Kirby the Zubaz pants she wore for the first challenge.